Today my former Norwegian room mate sent me a random message on Facebook. I thought it was quite hilarious so I want to post it on here and remember it always!


hi katie!

r u also w/o shoes?


so anyways…it seems like ur not here, so i’ll just tell you my life story. I was born in Arendal (not Arendall), Norway on Sunday September 2, 1990. I was the first of five children born to Frank and Hildegun Tegnander. At the age of 2/3 I moved to Sola, where my brother was born. (My parents bought me 6-7 chickens to keep me busy so i wouldn’t notice what had happened. or maybe they were supposed to keep me company?..anyways, one of the chickens was an imposter. he was actually a rooster, but he thought he was a chicken). when i was 4/5 i moved to Stavanger, and while i lived there Tabitha was born. I didn’t get any chickens this time and we had already eaten the other chickens (and the rooster) when we moved from sola. oh well…at the age of 8 i moved to America. my mom was 8 months pregnant with Cathleen at the time, and she gave birth 2 weeks after we arrived. (we were still living in a hotel). no chickens this time either, but i was getting used to it by now…TO BE CONTINUED…

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